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  • # z a c h w o o d s ’ s t u p i d b l u e e y e s source

    # z a c h w o o d s ’ s t u p i d b l u e e y e s source

    #zach woods’ stupid blue eyes source


    March 13, 2026
  • the sushi teen

    We do some small talk, and it is immediately apparent that while his appearance suggests extreme awkwardness, Woods is a master of chit-chat. Woods’s humor…


    March 12, 2026
  • It’s very important that you be able to identify poison ivy. The way

    It’s very important that you be able to identify poison ivy. The way

    It’s very important that you be able to identify poison ivy. The way you can tell is poison ivy has a matte finish, five prongs,…


    March 12, 2026
  • 😊🤭 tee hee

    😊🤭 tee hee

    😊🤭 source


    March 11, 2026
  • When you’re handling a bird, it’s really important that you use a

    When you’re handling a bird, it’s really important that you use a

    When you’re handling a bird, it’s really important that you use a falconer’s glove. If you don’t have one, use one of your pretty intense…


    March 10, 2026
  • talking with his hands

    talking with his hands

    talking with his hands


    March 10, 2026
  • I think in movies, in television, and in advice columns, often

    I think in movies, in television, and in advice columns, often

    I think in movies, in television, and in advice columns, often there’s this idea that what people are really attracted to is confidence. And I…


    March 10, 2026
  • In bottled water, there’s a lot of toxins. In a stagnant creek, worst

    In bottled water, there’s a lot of toxins. In a stagnant creek, worst

    In bottled water, there’s a lot of toxins. In a stagnant creek, worst you’re going to get is giardia. They say pain is just weakness…


    March 9, 2026
  • physical stuff

    Comments about his appearance, the “physical stuff,” have never bothered Woods. His looks have never been a huge part of his self-image: In high school…


    March 9, 2026
  • I would like to play romantic parts. Like, sexual gods. Corn-fed

    I would like to play romantic parts. Like, sexual gods. Corn-fed

    I would like to play romantic parts. Like, sexual gods. Corn-fed Midwestern American sex symbols. Zach Woods in the Woods (GQ)source


    March 9, 2026
  • Z a c h W o o d s H a s N e v e r M e s s e d w i t h B a c k w o o d

    Z a c h W o o d s H a s N e v e r M e s s e d w i t h B a c k w o o d

    Zach Woods Has Never Messed with Backwoods source


    March 7, 2026
  • Zach’s advice to young improvisers

    IVIE: What advice would you give young improvisers beginning their careers in comedy? WOODS: I guess it depends on what they want. There’s some boring…


    March 5, 2026
  • Zach Woods on UCB, teaching improv

    IVIE: How did you discover the Upright Citizens Brigade? WOODS: When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play…


    March 3, 2026
  • Zach’s first joke; bedtime stories

    IVIE: Do you remember what your first experience with comedy was when you were growing up? WOODS: Well, there are a few things. I remember…


    March 2, 2026
  • yeah, uh, i don’t know how Zach put up with this?????

    yeah, uh, i don’t know how Zach put up with this?????

    yeah, uh, i don’t know how Zach put up with this?????


    February 25, 2026
  • Zach joins Off Camera to discuss the strange characters who

    Zach joins Off Camera to discuss the strange characters who

    Zach joins Off Camera to discuss the strange characters who influenced his childhood, why Jared is a bit more like Zach than he would like…


    February 23, 2026
  • s u b m i t t e d w i t h o u t c o m m e n t

    s u b m i t t e d w i t h o u t c o m m e n t

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    February 21, 2026
  • From Ep. 258 of Take Your Shoes Off with Rick Glassman, which I will

    From Ep. 258 of Take Your Shoes Off with Rick Glassman, which I will

    From Ep. 258 of Take Your Shoes Off with Rick Glassman, which I will say is recommended viewing for anyone wanting to observe how Zach…


    February 18, 2026
  • “I don’t know anything about tech, but I do know something about

    “I don’t know anything about tech, but I do know something about

    “I don’t know anything about tech, but I do know something about slightly socially crippled and overly cerebral guys,” says Zach Woods with a laugh.…


    February 12, 2026

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