And then, yeah, and then I just got this part. And then I moved into this house in Echo Park where- it was a basement, and I’m tall. And there were these rafters, so I had to constantly duck. Like I couldn’t. It was the ceiling was too low so I was constantly doing these, they kind of body rolls around my living room. And I was somehow she (Allison Jones) got wind of this and she was like, Oh, I have an empty condo in Beachwood Canyon, which I’ll give to you for a song, basically. And then she gave me this like, beautiful condo to live in for like very low rent where they used to house- it was like a dormitory for starlets back in the like, it was like the MGM gals would be there. And in the basement there was a beauty salon where they had to go through the works before they could go out into the world because they didn’t want anyone seeing, like the MGM girls looking less than their best, basically. So I was effectively an MGM girl.

—Zach Woods on Office Ladies, Episode 187 (source)

contributor’s note: a reminder that Zach Woods is tall —P